Monthly Archives: September 2012

With the good comes the bad.  It was another week to celebrate as a bills fan in the closing of the third week of the season.  The battle of Lake Erie (or the battle of two equally bad teams) gave the home field advantage to Cleveland but in the end the BIlls walked off with the 24-14 victory.  However, in true Bills fashion, disappointment was still in the air as CJ Spiller was taken off the field with a shoulder injury in the first quarter.  This meant a devastating loss for my projected to win fantasy team, yes I admit it I’ve begun to take pride in the sports edition of world of warcraft.  This also brought on a sense of fear for the team heading into next week’s game against the disney vilains of football; the Patriots.  Now, I’m going to casually bring up how much I love Justin Tucker for barely making the game winning field goal over the Patriots.  Bill Belichick’s (the head coach of the Patriots) reaction at the end of the game somewhat resembled what I imagine Kris Jenner’s reaction would be if she found out Kim Kardashian was no longer creating her unnecessary income.  Now I am done gloating and continue on to the only important information about this blog, the men beneath the pads and helmets.

This week I am featuring a young man who has been in the paper s this week in lue of controversy over the outcome of his game winning hail mary pass (the worlds first game winning interception) against the Green Bay Packers.  A pass and catch that which brought attention to the public that the NFL Ref lockout needed to end.  However, we won’t get into those details, we are going to bring attention the important details that the papers failed to mention, Russell Wilson has the ability to make a woman want to scream yeah, and get her going like ooh baby baby, ooh baby baby (thank you Usher for your thought provoking lyrics).  Now perhaps I feel this way because I tend to favor Quarterbacks starting at the tender age of five, my first ‘boyfriend’ being the quarterback of the modified football team, a highly esteemed position.  Since then my love has been devoted to the men in quarterback position from Brady Quinn (when he was a breathtakingly handsome okay quarterback for my personal college favorite Notre Dame) to the precious Drew Brees and many other handsome NFL quarterbacks.  If you’re looking for a well groomed, chiseled, arms with guns a blazing man, well then ladies look no further than the quarterback position. For those unaware of the job of the quarterback I’ll make it plain and simple for you.  The quarterback is like the Justin Timberlake of N’Sync.  He carries the offense, he is the leader.  He is the one you hear yelling out plays before the snap of the football, and they play just about every offensive play there is, so ladies he has to be able to go all night.  The quarterback has to be smart in order to have a successful offense, he has to be able to think quick and in some cases make something out of nothing.  And ladies, it is the highest paid position in the NFL, so find a good one.

Russell Wilson at the tender age of 23 brings promise to being one of those attractive well paid quarterbacks.  Wilson is a talented and versatile athlete (hopefully leading to versatility in other factors of his life as well) being drafted by the Orioles upon graduating high school, but declined to go to NC State, only to later transfer to play football in a state that no one cares about Wisconsin.  While Russell is rather short to most quarterbacks being only 5’11” a bummer for a 5’8” girl like me he has many redeeming qualities, one being his face, it’s quite cute.  Another being his arms, good god it’s like Hercules up in that joint.  He is a determined young man and willing to prove people wrong, many said he wouldn’t make it as a quarterback (his height being a major factor) but to the start of the season he’s lead his team to more wins than the other rookie quarterbacks.  I like a man with determination, it’s sexy and leads to…..success.  He’s also like smart, and considerate, and a nice person if you care about those qualities in a man, but those characteristics won’t get you aroused during a football game.    One thing about him below the surface that should be recognized is his charitable work.  He is a National Ambassador for the Diabetes Association and visits the Seattle Children’s hospital on off days during the football season.  Like is this guy real?!? How “presh” is that ya’ll.  He’s too good to be true, he’s truly a guy you bring home to mom and dad.  The only downfall is the fact that he married his longtime girlfriend this past January.  However, I try to see the good in everything, and all I got to say is if he married this beautiful woman, than ladies we all have a chance!So dream on ladies, there’s a possible Russell Wilson in your future!  Please don’t moan too loud, when looking at these pictures (especially his arms) it’s awkward, trust me, I don’t think I’m allowed back in the library.

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Today is possibly the only day of the football season that I can wear my Buffalo Bills shirt with pride after a win.  The bills murdering the chiefs in yesterdays Sept. 16th game, made the ever so difficult wardrobe decision that much easier today, allowing me the chance to sleep in this morning before my insanely early 2:15pm class for the day.  I slipped into my white buffalo bills shirt, my red skinny jeans and black converse and headed to campus greeting the fellow bills fans with high fives, each knowing this will probably be the only time this season we will ever be exchanging high fives of triumph.  As much as I would love to brag about the efforts of CJ Spiller the thriller, there is another man in which this blog gets devoted to today and he goes by the name of Victor Cruz.

The 25 year old is heading into his third season as a Wide Receiver for the New York Giants, and ladies he is quite a catch literally.  It’s hard to believe that he went un-drafted in the 2010 NFL draft but I can guarantee that the NY Giants pat themselves on the back whenever Cruz is on the field.  For those unaware of Cruz’s job on the field as a WR I will quickly surmise leaving out all the technical details.  Cruz’s place is on the offensive and his main job like many other players is to score.  He typically stands on the end of the line closest to the sidelines.  His position is key for passing plays and requires speed and agility.  He is to catch the ball, run, and outmaneuver the opposing men on the field in hopes of making it to the endzone (he could do all those things to me any day).  Basically ladies, he’s great to bring shopping during sales, able to outrun and side step all those bitches who want the last pair of size 8 pumps.  Yesterday, despite the Giants terrible and boring start, Victor Cruz helped lead the team to victory over the Buccaneers.  Cruz, my leading scorer of 36 for my fantasy team, had 237 receiving yards (catching the ball and running),  and also contributed a 80 yd touchdown, in which he dedicated to his grandmother whom recently passed away.  If this doesn’t make you fall in love with him than ladies I have another thing coming your way.

Cruz’s trademark on the field is his lovely latino hips.  Ladies those hips are the hips of god and he will dance his way into your heart in no time, no matter which team has your allegiance.  Perhaps it’s the idea that he would agree to take you out dancing whenever you wanted, unlike most men.  Or perhaps it’s knowing that those hips will dance their way into the bedroom as well.  He’s got a great fit body, with a huge smile and a great laugh to match.  He’s well spoken and did i mention he’s bilingual he can sweet talk you to the endzone in Spanish and English.  He’s also a relatively new father to his daughter Kennedy who is absolutely adorable and you can tell he adores her.  I don’t know about you but I think he qualifies for my hot dad list.  Alright well I better stop I’m all hot and bothered but I’ll leave you with some Victor Cruz presents that should lead you to victory if you know what i mean, enjoy.

As the sun begins to set earlier each day and the nights grow colder, women around the world are beginning to prepare themselves of new wardrobes, fall pallets, and busting out the knee high boots.  It’s quite an exciting time of year and our efforts often go unnoticed by the men in our lives.  There is only one reason for this and the answer is football.  For men, fall starts a little early, precisely when training camp starts, when teams are being chosen and statistics are run every day in order to draft the dream team of fantasy football, allowing them to have bragging rights among a very small group of people.  It’s a time when most women pretend to enjoy the sport and gain appreciation from the guy they’re trying to impress.  It’s not uncommon for women to erase all loyalty to a football team as the men in their lives change.  It is also the time when women, who no longer have to impress the men in their lives, wonder why they are with their significant other as they constantly check their standings in their fantasy league pretending they’re the Bill Belichick of football.  For those who don’t get that reference it’s like the Rachel Zoe of stylists, and if you don’t know who Rachel Zoe is perhaps you should skip this blog and just focus on buying that new fall wardrobe.  Now I know that this doesn’t apply to every woman, there are in fact women out there like myself who actually enjoy football and can tell you what a tight end does (besides have a tight end).  Now perhaps my love of football was destined seeing as I was the only girl of a former football player and coach father, and two brothers who both not only played but also contribute to the fantasy world.  I have seen more football games than I have played in both Volleyball and Lacrosse games grades 7-12.  I’ve witnessed the ups and downs of football, although mainly the downs seeing as I was born and raised a Buffalo Bills fan, but the hope and love of the game is always there.  My goal with this blog is to convince all you, fake, or half hearted, football fans out there that this is a sport that you can love and understand.  You can still paint your nails and explain a wild cat with enthusiasm.  This blog will inform you of the game of football, recap previous games, occasionally share my experiences with my fantasy league (quite an interesting world fantasy football is) and finally the selling point of this blog, discuss the most important thing about football…the attractive men, every teams got one so pick a man and theres you’re team!  I will leave you with a little preview: Alright I’ll let you go and change your panties now, but just remember it only gets better.